Well, it’s been a while so we should probably cover the most important thing from the last 2.5 years first, right? Here we go.
10. “Fuck SNL and the whole cast” – alright then.
9. “Her mother/brother/grandmother hate me in that order” - we’ve all been there.
8. “Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh?” - Nope.
7. “Maybe I should call Ma$e so he could pray for us.” - Best diss or a legit statement? Who knows, just part of the reason this is the best record.
6. “Never was much of a romantic, I could never take the intimacy” - Oh man it’s getting real.
5. “If we die in each other’s arms, still get laid in that afterlife” - LOL
4. “Fat motherfucker” - <3 Rick Ross
3. “So many cars, DMV thought it was mail fraud/Different traps, I was gettin’ mail from/Polk County, Jacksonville, rep Melbourne” - <3 Rick Ross even more
2. “Ichabod Crain with that motherfuckin’ top off” - I swear there are like 3 Ichabod Crain references on here.
1. “At the mall there was a seance/just kids, no parents/then the sky filled with herons/I saw the devil in a Chrysler LeBaron” - With this lyric Kanye puts the Arcade Fire’s entire career into the toilet and then flushes it with his foot cuz he’s scared of germs.
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