*Robert Smith growing increasingly frustrated with the fact that the Open Office document that was forwarded to him by his publicist will not open in Word 2007,  thinking that the final papers for his civil suit against a local print shop business, who had mistakenly spelled his name as “Ropert Smith” on his latest batch of business cards, had arrived

*Robert Smith pretending to be asleep in hopes that the Cuban gentleman who is cutting across the side of his lawn- to get to the lake ranked “Best Bass Fishing in the County” in 2006- will not attempt to harm him or his family, jumping to a racial stereotype that the man is about to burglarize his home.