Robert Smith Doing Things mk7

*Robert Smith perusing the magazine rack at the local chain bookstore to see if this is the month that Guitar World republishs the tab to Yes’ “Roundabout”, because he vaguely remembers seeing it many years ago while on tour in Japan and the ones he found online “aren’t quite right”.

*Robert Smith building a sandcastle at the beach, trying desperately to get it to resemble the Biltmore House, but instead it keeps sort of looking like an oversized Waffle House because the hearty wind keeps preventing the roof from reaching a triangular point.

*Robert Smith pleading with a tow-truck driver to not tow his car, as he had not seen the sign in the hotel parking lot clearly explaining that only guests were able to use the facilities; he walks back into the hotel to convince the desk workers that he had been there to visit a friend who had flown in on business, but foils his own plan by not being able to think of a fake name or room number, outing himself as a fraud.

*Robert Smith painting the trim along the exterior walls of his home with a paint gun, when all of a sudden he feels a wet sensation along the base of his neck where, in fact, a large cardinal had evacuated directly above him from the very tree branch that he swore he was going to have cut back before next hurricane season.