So the big story this past weekend was that Alex Rodriguez (nickname: A-Rod) failed a steroid test back in 2003. He’s one of the more famous players in baseball, so you’d probably think the headlines would be something along the lines of “MLB Superstar Fails Drug Test” or “A-Rod Admits Steroid Use.” If you think that, though, you’re probably not familiar with the New York Post. Instead, they cooked up this classy headline:
