A post where I link to my favorite blog on the Internet

http://www.sorryimissedyourparty.com/

Ya’ll should check it out. It’s better than Stuff White People Like- and that’s still pretty funny.

Just Wanted to Add Something to the Post Ross Made..

So I forgot this existed for a week…

because I’ve been spending all my time on VPilf.com. Coincidentally, while out searching for historic ruins this afternoon, Jon and I passed a rode named Milford and I pointed out that its name starts with MILF.

But seriously, a vice president who has five kids (down to knock boots), is into motorcycles and rock and roll (parties hard), is a lifetime member of the NRA (shoots guns), is in charge of Alaska (could introduce me to Geo Beach), and is under investigation for ethics violations (likes to party dirty)….I’m kinda into this. Still not voting for Mccain and this type of pandering will or at least should backfire hard, though.

Yahoo ran this headline about it that made me giggle:

McCain taps Alaska governor for VP.

Haha, I bet he’d “tap dat ass” as the rap culture would so delicately put it.

Anyway, here’s a bonus picture of an awkward situation to be found in while just trying to do your job:

The Highlight of the Democratic National Convention (So Far)

Dennis Kucinich walking onstage to “Love Rollercoaster.”

Post in Which I Eat Green Tea Ice Cream and Watch Southland Tales

Post will be updated upon completion of both tasks.

Update 1: The Green Tea Ice Cream

It has a bitter taste at first…I wasn’t sure if I liked it. However, once I got used to the fact that I was eating tea flavored ice cream, it was okay. It’s more of a mental objection than a physical one – by the time I reached the end of the scoop, I think I enjoyed the overall experience.

Update 2: Southland Tales

Not really an update, since I shut it off 30 minutes in. I don’t know what to think. The Rock looks like he was drugged. I’m going to try to finish it later today, and provide an additional update.

Update 3

Could not bring myself to finish Southland Tales.

Thanks to this Tropical Storm I…

got paid $220 to NOT work, ate soy chicken and waffles for the first time, hung out with crucial dudes in St. Augustine, sold the last of my grad school textbooks on Half.com, rode a bicycle into 25 mile-an-hour winds while yelling insults at Mother Nature, found a copy of the noise recording I made collaborating with Hurricane Wilma and listened to the entire 40 minutes of it for the first time, finished the 3rd season of Six Feet Under, finished the 1st season of Dexter, bought a copy of No Doubt’s “Tragic Kingdom” lp (not irony, just a guilty pleasure), and for the second time in my life accidentally caught a bag of popcorn on fire.

Only one of those things sucked a little…and surprisingly, not the popcorn. Everything else totally ruled and reminded me how much I love bad weather.

People I Share a Birthday With, According to the Internet

Davy Crockett, David Koresh

Did I Trigger a Massive Netflix Outage by Adding “Detroit Rock City” to the Top of My Queue?

While you ponder this question, check out this picture of Chupacabra.

Phelps vs. the World vs. the Internet

Seriously though- dude has been better than everyone in the world more times than any one in the world. That’s pretty badass.

My new favorite website!

preorder.matadorrecords.com
Hey Jon, how can I make that my homepage, the background on my work computer, and the image that I see whenever my eyelids are closed?