Since neither you or I can afford to go to the exhibit, here’s some art that I put together in the same style as Norman Rockwell.
Guess what? It’s a skull that’s on fire. It’s probably Japanese, too, due to the broken English used in the banner. Or maybe I didn’t have enough room to write properly. Still, pretty brutal huh? This one represents man’s insistence on doing dumb things while listening to thrash metal, as seen in “Airheads”.
While supposed to be a chocolate covered cherry that was vomited up whole, it also sort of looks like a 1950’s cartoon bomb sitting on a piece of stained glass. It represents man’s fascination with Spy vs. Spy and Valentine’s Day.
I’ll agree, kind of a trite piece of art, but this bologna sandwich on wheat bread represents mankind’s fascination with watching other people’s misery (as evidenced by “To Catch a Predator”, “America’s Funniest Videos”, and “Cops”). If you are at a point in life where you value a bologna sandwich, it is time to reevaluate your diet and existence. That stuff’s gross, dude.
A harsh critique of the Cold War, this painting finds Florida’s Skunk Ape being hunted by a Soviet missile. They tried to take our freedom- and a little known fact is that they tried to take our mythology. Fuck you, Khrushchev. Yeah I googled that name, bet you couldn’t remember how to spell it either.
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