“Some girls like fat guys because their fathers were fat. So you play on that. It’s the fat father syndrome. The FFS. Girls have fat fathers so when you’re fat you remind them of their dads, because they were fat.”
-Coach McGuirk, Home Movies
Tags: figgy pudding, Papa Ooo Mao Mao, screamin' like a banshee, the head of John Steinbeck is on my desk
April 15, 2008 at 7:45 pm |
That show is so fucking good.
H. Jon Benjamin is the man.