Haikus for Good Friday/Easter Weekend

Rabbit hiding eggs
In defiance of our lord
Christ’s back, on the hunt.

Just one month each year
Cadbury yields a profit
Rest is spent temping.

Peeps ain’t vegan, man
Gelatin’s in marshmallows
Plus they look like chicks.

Liturgical year
Disregarding time standards
Free lunch comes early.

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Only one meal, huh?
Good Friday sounds lame…unless
Next meal’s a buffet.

Tags: Auschlitz malt liquor - "Just the Kompf of the Swaz", Budweisenstein - "This Bud's For Jews", ten cent superfectas @ Orlando Jai-Alai, the Lone Rangers, the wrong day to quit sniffing glue